yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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