4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
need another drink. this is the easiest way
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
actually, I'm a sock model
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I AM VODKA MAN
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i now understand why vodka
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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