I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
