Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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