First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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