No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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