I hate your face
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
