she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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