the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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