They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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