Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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