Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He did a backflip because drugs
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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