quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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