i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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