I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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