Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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