Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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