its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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