I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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