I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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