i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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