If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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