well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
