i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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