Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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