we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Someone signed my nipple.
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