fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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