yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
When are your genitals available?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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