Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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