if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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