great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
