She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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