thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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