I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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