its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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