You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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