Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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