ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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