So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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