I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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