Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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