discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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