I'm really into asian looking animals
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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