3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
