I look better un-naked...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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