people are starting to question the shark bite story
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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