i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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