Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
