Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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