all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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